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Its Monday morning, as I sit at my favorite coffee shop reading the newspaper like every other day. It seems now days its all about the negative stories. Granted that’s like saying dogs like to lick their balls. It’s because negative stories sells newspapers.

Tinian doesn’t want Saipan to have a casino initiative and now Rota wants to get in the casino bandwagon. Its seems every island wants a piece of the non existing casino action. Solution: why not start an inter-island civil war, maybe Rota and Tinian then can get financial aid from US to defend themselves from the oppressive Saipanese dictatorship.

The Legislature doesn’t want to disclosed their financial recorder of all the spending they have done in Kings or Moonlight clubs.. of course it was all official business. Solution: I think Tina should move a notch and start a full fledge revolution on the island. Think about it, our poorly educated jobless youth all uniting to fight for a cause. To topple the old bloated, corrupt government regime. Man, I am sure CNN would be drooling over this story development. CNMI would an instant worldwide news sensation. Imagine all the news crews, government official, military, peacekeepers, Red Cross, and other random organizations that like to feed off these events all coming to Saipan. It would be an economical over turn… over night. Hotels would be at 110% occupancy. We’ll make the Kobervill and Chalan Kona past the Mobil station area the “red zone”, I mean it’s already the “ghetto” side of Saipan anyways. This people, has a lot of potential. Imagine all the aids that will be pouring in to help the unfortunate victims. And we are all so good at portraying that.

There was another robbery at a poker arcade last week. How many more until the poker arcade owners themselves notice they just don’t have adequate security in their premise. Wonder how long till one of the customers get hurts and sues the poker establishment for negligent of customer safety in their premises. Or even worse we get a 187 (police code for murder) when a robbery goes bad. Maybe a little kid will get hurt because her gambling addicted mother left the infant in the car while she was gambling away her food stamps. After the poker robber went on a blood soaked massacre of the poker arcade he jumped into the young mothers car with the infant. In a 35mph high speed chase with the cops, the robber crashes into Mount Carmel Church which kills the infant. This finally is the last straw for the people of the CNMI. They rally for a new change led by the Bishop of Saipan at the capital building. The police are called in to quell the situation, but events turn ugly when a firearm goes off accidentally. People are hurt, and events turn for the worst. In mere days the government has crashed. Its chaos and anarchy at its finest .. people fleeing to the mountains to run from the roving bands of zombies that has sprung up when the 13 seals of the tatamona was broken in car crash at Mount Carmel Church..

Okay I think I had way too much coffee …